Alright, so listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this thing called the “Wyatt Sicks.” Don’t ask me what it means exactly, sounds like somethin’ my chickens get when they’re feelin’ poorly. But these fellas, they ain’t chickens. They’re wrestlers, big ol’ strong guys who like to beat each other up on TV.
Now, from what I gather, this whole Wyatt Sicks thing started ’cause of a fella named Bray Wyatt. Poor soul, he up and died last year, somethin’ with his heart. Real shame, he was a young fella. So, these other wrestlers, they got together and named their group after him, sorta like a tribute, I guess. Kinda like when we named the new calf after old Bess, ‘cept this is with wrestlin’ and not cows.
Who are these Wyatt Sicks fellas, you ask? Well, there’s this Uncle Howdy fella. He’s the leader, kinda like the rooster in the hen house. Then there’s Erick Rowan, Dexter Lumis, Joe Gacy and a gal named Nikki Cross. They all wear masks and look kinda spooky, like somethin’ outta a Halloween movie. They even got these puppet characters, like a rabbit, a buzzard, a pig boy, and a witch. Sounds like a whole barnyard of weirdos to me!
These Wyatt Sicks, they’re on this show called “Raw.” Don’t ask me why they call it that, maybe ’cause the wrestlers ain’t cooked yet? Anyway, they seem to be a pretty big deal. Folks say they’re scary and tough. I ain’t never seen nothin’ scary about a bunch of fellas in masks, but then again, I ain’t never wrestled a bear neither.
- Uncle Howdy, he’s the leader, real bossy type.
- Erick Rowan, big fella, looks like he could pull a plow all day.
- Dexter Lumis, quiet one, don’t say much, just stares a lot.
- Joe Gacy, kinda intense, like he’s always thinkin’ hard about somethin’.
- Nikki Cross, she’s the gal, don’t let that fool ya, she’s tough as nails.
They showed up on TV a while back, eleven years after somethin’ called the “Wyatt Family” started. I guess that Wyatt fella was part of that too. Sounds like he had a whole lotta wrestlin’ family. Now these Sicks fellas, they do their thing in the ring, grapplin’ and slammin’ and all that. Folks seem to like it, cheer and holler and such. I don’t rightly understand it, but then again, I don’t understand why city folks pay so much for them little bitty dogs neither.
One of these Wyatt Sicks fellas, he ain’t been on TV lately. People been wonderin’ where he’s at. Maybe he got lost, or maybe he just needed a break from all that wrestlin’. It’s hard work, you know, all that jumpin’ around and pretendin’ to hurt each other. I reckon I’d need a nap after all that too.
So, that’s the gist of it, this “Wyatt Sicks” group. They’re wrestlers, they’re spooky, they’re named after a dead fella, and they like to beat each other up for fun. It ain’t my cup of tea, but hey, to each their own. I’d rather watch my chickens peck at the ground any day. At least they don’t wear masks and pretend to be somethin’ they ain’t.
And about this “Wyatt Sick6” thing, I hear some folks callin’ them that too. Sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me. Six of one, half a dozen of the other, they still just wrestlers in my book. Just a bunch of fellas tryin’ to make a livin’ by throwin’ each other around.
So, there ya have it. The whole story of the Wyatt Sicks, as best as this old woman can tell ya. Don’t expect no fancy words or nothin’, just plain speakin’ from a plain ol’ person. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens. They’re probably wonderin’ where I been all this time, talkin’ ’bout wrestlin’ and such.
Tags: [WWE, Raw, Wyatt Sicks, Bray Wyatt, Uncle Howdy, Wrestling, Erick Rowan, Dexter Lumis, Joe Gacy, Nikki Cross]
