Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Grayson Waller fella. Never heard of him before, to be honest. Sounds like one of them fancy city names, ya know? Like somethin’ you’d see on a soap opera. Anyway, they tell me he’s got a show. A “talk show,” they call it. The Grayson Waller Effect, sounds important, I guess.
Now, I ain’t never watched it. I’m too busy with my chores and whatnot. But from what I hear, it’s like this fella sits in a ring, like a wrestling ring, yeah, and he gabs with other folks. Wrestlers, mostly. They sit on big comfy chairs, looks like somethin’ my grandma used to have, only fancier. And they chit-chat. Probably talk about who’s gonna win what match, who’s stronger, who’s got the best… uh… leotard? Is that what they call them things? Heh, I don’t know.
They say he started this show last summer, 2022, that’s what the young’uns told me. Summer of ‘22, makes it sound like a big deal, doesn’t it? I remember the summer of ‘69, now that was a summer. But this fella, Grayson, he’s been yappin’ away ever since. And folks seem to like it, I guess. They cheer, they boo, they yell. It’s like a whole other wrestling match, only without the punchin’ and kickin’. Well, mostly without the punchin’ and kickin’. Sometimes, things get a little heated, you know? Tempers flare, words are said. It’s like a hen house when someone steals the eggs, squawkin’ and carryin’ on.
- He’s got guests, see? Important folks, they tell me.
- Champions, they are. Big strong fellas, and some ladies too.
- They come on his show and he asks ‘em questions.
And apparently, this Grayson, he’s got a dream guest. Someone he really, really wants to talk to. I don’t know who it is. Maybe some movie star? Or the president? Wouldn’t that be somethin’? Imagine the president sittin’ in a wrestling ring, talkin’ to this Grayson fella. Heh, that’d be a sight.
It’s all a bit confusing to me, to be honest. Back in my day, wrestlers just wrestled. They didn’t have talk shows. They just grunted and groaned and slammed each other around. But times change, I guess. Now they gotta talk, too. They gotta have “personalities.” They gotta be “entertainers.” It’s all a big show, that’s what it is. A big, fancy, noisy show.
And this Grayson Waller, he’s right in the middle of it. He’s the one askin’ the questions, stirrin’ the pot, gettin’ everyone riled up. He’s the… uh… the host. That’s what they call him. The host of The Grayson Waller Effect. Sounds like somethin’ you’d take for a cough, don’t it? “Take two of these Grayson Waller Effects and you’ll feel right as rain.” Heh, I’m just jokin’.
I heard tell that some fellas, the Motor City Machine Guns they’re called, they went on his show. And they’re champions too, tag team champions. Never heard of a tag team before either. Sounds like somethin’ you’d play in the schoolyard. But these fellas, they’re serious. They wrestle and they win, and then they go on Grayson Waller’s show and talk about it. It’s a whole new world, ain’t it?
So, that’s what I know about this Grayson Waller fella and his talk show. Not much, I admit. But hey, I’m just an old woman. I don’t keep up with all this modern stuff. I’d rather be in my garden, tendin’ my tomatoes. But if you like wrestling, and you like talkin’, then I guess this Grayson Waller fella is your cup of tea. Just don’t expect me to understand it all.
It’s a funny world we live in, ain’t it? Folks fightin’ in rings, then sittin’ down and chattin’ about it. Makes you scratch your head sometimes. But hey, if it makes ‘em happy, then who am I to judge? Let ‘em talk, let ‘em wrestle, let ‘em do whatever they wanna do. Me? I’ll just stick to my tomatoes.
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